Ridiculous Cat Conspiracy
Explain your cat’s suspicious behaviour with unnecessary evidence.
OFP SCORE8.3/10USEFULNESS · CLARITY · HONESTY
WHY WE GAVE IT 8.3/10
The strict documentary tone and fictional disclaimer make a simple joke land reliably.
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352 charactersCreate an obviously fictional, family-safe conspiracy theory explaining why Pickle stared at the empty corner for nine minutes. Present five pieces of hilariously weak evidence, a timeline, one badly redacted memo and the only possible conclusion. Use a dead-serious documentary tone. End with: 'This is fiction. Your cat is probably just being a cat.'
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A tiny comedy generator for the unsettling things cats do.
Explain your cat’s suspicious behaviour with unnecessary evidence.
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